Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Do You Love Me? Are You Playin' Your Love Games With Me?

Yes, the title is another Old Greg reference. If you don't like it, fuck you. It's relevant (sort of). 

But seriously, I have a question. Why in the fucking hell are some guys so stupid. I swear there are more douche bags in Indiana then there are mexicans crossing the border. (That was rude and offensive...I apologize). But here are the things I don't get: 

How come when guys sleep around with anything that doesn't have a dick between its legs it's no big deal, but when a girl fucks more than one guy in a month she's a slut? 
Ok...bigger question: Why is it ok for ANYONE to fuck around with a ton of people? Seriously, it's wrong. And yes, I'm sure that those of you close to me know that I've made my mistakes in this area in the past, but I was young and STUPID. I grew out of it in less than a year, and though it was wrong, it's in the past. So if after reading this you wanted to try and throw that in my face, you can go suck a bull's dick...because the people I really have a problem with are those who don't fucking change. I have a problem with the people who are 20, 21, 22 years old and still can't keep it in their pants and take other people's feelings into consideration for once in their selfish, wasted lives. I am so fucking tired of hearing guys talk about all the girls they've fucked like it's a fucking contest. Fuck you. You're all man whores and deserve to have your dick cut off...or at least get an STD. 

Why do guys feel the need to "play games" with girls?
One of the things I hate most about guys is when they act like they're really into you...saying all the right things, holding your hand, kissing you on the forehead, the works, and then completely fucking ignore you the next day. WHAT THE FUCK?! Yeah, I know...you're probably just trying to get laid. Fuck you, asshole. What pisses me off even more is when they actually DO call you back, act the exact same way the next time you hang out and make you think "hey, maybe this one's for real" and then don't call you after that. Seriously, if you're not into a chick, don't fucking lead her on. If you're trying to get laid save it for that night and if you don't get what you want, deal with it. If you're not interested in a relationship, or even a friendship with her, don't give her the impression that you are. If you do otherwise, your dick will harden into an egg and when it hatches you'll have a vagina...that way you can find out what it feels like to be on our end of all this. Fucking douche bags. 

How come some guys can't have a conversation without making a sexual reference? 
Let me give you and example...I asked a guy friend if he could show me and Allie some workouts that we could do and his response was "I'll show you some that the two of us could do without Allie." UGH!!!! Seriously, go jack off in a corner somewhere. I don't know if guys like this are trying to flirt or if they're just fucking douche troughs, but regardless it's not attractive. Granted, a comment every once in awhile may be funny...but seriously, try to keep awkward sexual comments out of most conversations unless you're actually dating the girl. Otherwise you're just gonna look like a man-whore asshole like 96% of the other guys out there. 

Holy shit it's almost a quarter to 4. I'm going to die tomorrow. I'll probably add more later. But first: 

Disclaimer: Even though I have not had the best experiences in relationships, I do know that not ALL guys are assholes, though I do believe that A LOT of them are. Regardless, I'm annoyed and needed to rant. If you don't like it you can suck a donkey dick.  

Cheers! 

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