
Holy mother of god people are stupid. I took my iPod in to be fixed a week or two ago and I FINALLY got it back today. Since it hadn't been working for at least 6 months, I was pretty excited about getting it back. So I went into the store, happier than a fat kid who just finished off a whole chocolate cake, and told the guy I was there to pick up my iPod. After asking me to repeat myself at least twice, he gave me a confused look and went over to the computer, where he began talking to himself. After staring at the computer for at least 5 minutes he called over to the other guy working and said "Hey! If it says we've called them once, does that mean it's in?"
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! No sir, they called me to tell me that it WASN'T ready. Why the fuck else would they call me?! Ugh. So then the guy goes to the back, comes out, looks at me like a retard watching teletubbies, and goes to the back again.
When he finally comes back out, he hands me the iPod and as I look at it, I realize that it looks like it was fixed by a demon cat. This thing had more scratches on it than a guy after fucking that chick up there. WHAT THE HELL?!
When I made a subtle comment on how it had been damaged the guy just looked at me like I was a fucking alien and without saying anything, began working on the computer and talking to himself again. GREAT.
So I stood there, waiting for this douche bag to figure out how to print a fucking receipt and ignoring my increasingly more obvious comments on how my iPod looked like shit now. Fucking cock sucker. I hate people. Seriously.
On a totally different note...
I want to race go-karts. Anyone else in? I'll kick all of your asses with my mad driving skills. Even better...we'll play real life mario kart. I'll bring the banana peels.
Cheers!

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